no facebook, twitter sucks and you don't have my email

Even though I can't smell her through the Internet I am sure your new girlfriend emits a mixture of rose pedals,cotton candy and spray tan the second she rolls out of bed in the morning.

the difference between you and me: a lack of social networking, otherwise known as, a lack of showing off.

new year, new post and back to where I started in 2009


I am going to show you all my new stuff, because tanning beds and gym memberships are bullshit.

I am now cheating on marc with michael.