Saturday, December 26, 2009
Friday, December 25, 2009
welcome to the pleasuredome
As if my dad hasn't said enough totally weird and amazing things this christmas. We were opening presents this morning and out of nowhere he confessed his love for Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
whatever.
whatever.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you
Father Zorz and I are going to watch 2001 on this christmas eve.
This could be a quintessential or disastrous undertaking in our relationship.
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
multiply zero by zero and you still get zero
because ducks are fat:
got my teeth cleaned and went to the bookstore to distract myself from eating, the sole reason I am in guelph. Guelph is for fatting you up before you again, go back to toronto, are alone, and take advantage of the rations you have stored in your thighs.
Almost finished the ruins- incredible- so relentless, amazing characters, the movie butchers it.
Time's arrow: just got my mark back on my essay on this novel, now i felt justifiably allowed to purchase it. If i had received a poor mark i was going to have to stop talking about it to everyone and pretend like it had never existed.
got my teeth cleaned and went to the bookstore to distract myself from eating, the sole reason I am in guelph. Guelph is for fatting you up before you again, go back to toronto, are alone, and take advantage of the rations you have stored in your thighs.
Almost finished the ruins- incredible- so relentless, amazing characters, the movie butchers it.
Time's arrow: just got my mark back on my essay on this novel, now i felt justifiably allowed to purchase it. If i had received a poor mark i was going to have to stop talking about it to everyone and pretend like it had never existed.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
lavendermist
Engagements.
Three weddings next year.
I think it is time to register my age.
Best announcements for the bests,
Comprehension for the in-comprehended.
Three weddings next year.
I think it is time to register my age.
Best announcements for the bests,
Comprehension for the in-comprehended.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
have yourself a merry little xxx-mas.
Had christmas lunch (?) today at my grandparents house.
Somehow the conversation took a turn for the worse at the hands of my parents obviously.
"last time I went to a strip club, I almost got raped"- father zorz
"last time I went to a strip club, I had to leave, my cousin came out on stage and started to get naked" - mother zorz
that's just how it is here.
Somehow the conversation took a turn for the worse at the hands of my parents obviously.
"last time I went to a strip club, I almost got raped"- father zorz
"last time I went to a strip club, I had to leave, my cousin came out on stage and started to get naked" - mother zorz
that's just how it is here.
top of the food chain
I am home for christmas, and have decided to get back to concentrating on what this blog was really created for.
My mom took me to the mall last night,
I came home with,
this is the novel that David Cronenberg's 1996 crash was based on, luciudly i guess, it seems quite different.
sears was selling movies for 4.99, i would have paid more for this, but i totally forgot about it until i saw it. Lucky girl.
and a spacer for my left ear, i lost it a week ago and my mom said she didn't want to look at the cat butt hanging off the side of my face for one more day.
thanks mom.
My mom took me to the mall last night,
I came home with,
this is the novel that David Cronenberg's 1996 crash was based on, luciudly i guess, it seems quite different.
sears was selling movies for 4.99, i would have paid more for this, but i totally forgot about it until i saw it. Lucky girl.
and a spacer for my left ear, i lost it a week ago and my mom said she didn't want to look at the cat butt hanging off the side of my face for one more day.
thanks mom.
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