Let me preface this for you. My dad has been working on an outhouse for his new cabin the entire duration of my trip home.
Dino: Come outside I need you to test something out for me.
upon entering the outhouse in our backyard for all our neighbours to see he asks:
Dino: So....how does it feel? is it the right height? Imagine the lake was out there....nice view right? lean back a little bit, do your feet still touch the ground? It smells pretty good in there doesn't it?
me: how long do you think i am going to be shitting in there for?
Dino: i'm adding a sink and a mirror......get comfortable.
right, disgusting.
