paint won't dry, balls deflate and girls can't drive big vans

go camping

My dad lives in the garage.

when the good gremlin gets wet

tell your mother, this is for her.

you know who drake is right?

http://youtu.be/covYyPtQyZU

I want to buy you something but i don't have any money.

I miss my best friends. Montreal is for beasts and Australia is too hot anyways.

your favourite ice cream flavour.

even the most despairngly heartbroken music becomes so unusually enjoyable when you are so incredibly happy.

backwards marathon

easy on the eyes.

keep coming over to my house with your same name and bring your same eyeballs with you.

good things are happening to me.

A wild, shameless plain

good riddance toronto, i won't be missing you while I'm gone.

this break is so needed.

pretty dirty

my stress has exploded into mucus all over my life.

sickness you've outstayed your welcome, we have important business to attend to tomorrow.


date city in the city.

this is her.

be spring for my spring time collection

feel jealous.

this is your destiny

Just finished another new window. My life is scheduled around a constant three week deadline. Three weeks of life in fast forward followed by the longest week of my life in my second home. Window pics to come tonight...its a good one.

I think I was awake for more than 24 hours yesterday.



i didn't even puke last night....even after making this face!

clean up your act

kinda boring but does the trick

Dear David Cronenberg, you're still my one and only.

You made a mistake. But I can forgive you. I'll cross my fingers for Cosmopolis because Refn, Vallee, Trier and mcQueen tried to steal my heart this year and the competition is stiff.

love always,
pterolips

Maybe replacing Pattison with Fassbender will help...just a suggestion.

everyone's a winner

work things have been going pretty good lately. I have done a new window but i have yet to take pictures they will be coming your way soon.

ps i have a tumor in my mouth. First he tells me its not cancer...."ok thanks, because thats what I was thinking it was the whole time" then he tells me its going to be a thousand dollars to remove....so i say " if you will be removing anything from my mouth sir that is going to cost a thousand dollars I would hope it is cancerous" PLEASE AND THANKS.

but as I have benefits i should come out on top.....I just want it to be gone so I am no longer in the most pain ever. I am also thinking that if i have these benefits i should start taking full advantage....so i am going massage therapy, glasses hunting, deprivation tanks all over this city.

My best friend is also moving to montreal. The thought makes me want to dig a hole in the ground for my head. When I moved to this city i was up three best friends....somehow the house won and I am now sans my riches. It's pretty much bullshit. So i am going to las vegas to fill my friendship void with something else....lets hope I come home a winner. I heard its where dreams are made....or bastard children....so we will see.

People are starting to catch my loneliness like a virus, online dating is like our new favourite topic and doing it together sounds like soo much fun. I just turned 25 not 40. I have my doubts about bucket of fish. Plus i don't think that compatibility really works like that. Ill continue to date 21 year olds one week and 30 the next....I am pretty happy with making a master list of exactly what i do not want, it has got to work eventually.

just take me out on a date....i'm cheap and cheerful...i'm a catch.

-pterolips

THUGS V GIULIANI

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gangstas did

Good birthday- 25 will be remembered 24 had a case of amnesia.

no facebook, twitter sucks and you don't have my email

Even though I can't smell her through the Internet I am sure your new girlfriend emits a mixture of rose pedals,cotton candy and spray tan the second she rolls out of bed in the morning.

the difference between you and me: a lack of social networking, otherwise known as, a lack of showing off.

new year, new post and back to where I started in 2009


I am going to show you all my new stuff, because tanning beds and gym memberships are bullshit.

I am now cheating on marc with michael.