home for christmas

dad asks

D:"can dogs grow a third set of teeth?"

T: "no why would you think that?"

D: "because dogs can't use their hands to crack a nut or clean their ass, they have to use their teeth for that"

T: "i didn't know dogs were eating nuts as well as their asses."


same old same old at the zorzi house

dip your head in a bucket of bleach and see what happens

HERE'S YOUR ANSWER

i win

Pesci is a big wig:

www.justshows.com

Mark has a website check it out please...and then attend some shows...maybe Prince tickles your fancy?

PLAYFAIR

it's over.

texts from your mam

Mom: I hate work
Me: I thought you we're off today
Mom: wtf
Me:what?? How do you know these text message abbreviations?
Mom: I'm off Wednesday Thursday Friday?

LØV from Vanessa Bruno on Vimeo.

"sometimes people say hi to me because they think i'm her"

I have entered modern age. I have internet.

2010 you sucked, 2011 you're alright

I can't sleep because it feels like I am still wearing a hat.

look at your mother

Blah blah blah

notes to self:



Why are you friends with all your ex boyfriends?

Why do they read this blog more than anyone else?

None of your ex boyfriends work at holt renfrew.

None of your ex boyfriends are going to get you a good job.

Get a website idiot.



Five terribly broken sentences direct my new pattern for success.
Network until your fingers bleed.
Make the christmas window explode everyone's brains.
bludgeon the internet with documentation.

I am really tough behind my little computer screen.

oh ps

If you think I am an art deco tile master.....wrong I painted that floor by hand.

rub a dub dub

jam on ham.....new window:

In the lunch room:

"Who are you going to vote for?"
"Uhh, Is this a joke, can we talk about jersey shore?"

-kayla soares aka the best

we made our beds but they're a mess

You should stop talking to me in your sleep, you're embarrassing yourself.

I'm having nightmares.

shitting in your back yard

Let me preface this for you. My dad has been working on an outhouse for his new cabin the entire duration of my trip home.


Dino: Come outside I need you to test something out for me.

upon entering the outhouse in our backyard for all our neighbours to see he asks:

Dino: So....how does it feel? is it the right height? Imagine the lake was out there....nice view right? lean back a little bit, do your feet still touch the ground? It smells pretty good in there doesn't it?

me: how long do you think i am going to be shitting in there for?

Dino: i'm adding a sink and a mirror......get comfortable.

right, disgusting.

watching tv through text message

I often watch tv with my family. Reid(my 21 year old brother) shares with me all of his opinions on really disfunctional women on intervention. Dino reinacts an eppisode of dexter because he watched it on the computer, and although he loves it, he does not love it enough to actually pay to watch it on the tv, so he watches it without glasses in terrible resolution and needs complete clarification after each eppisode ends.

Last night I watched the vmas with my friends( LAME if they weren't so awesome ) but my mom was there to commentate over text message.

Mom: O m g is that lady gaga dressed as a boy?
Me: yeah isn't it hurting your eyes?
Mom: ohhh nooo i likeee it.

great.

the weather addicts

I have an addiction.


I am autonomous. I have so hopelessly searched for something that I can not maintain, side by side, shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand; I can not find you or this, there is no partnership, collaboration, fusion. I have a hunger for conditions that change me, affect me, alter me. So i find comfort in this; the change of season, the prospect of rain, storm and thunder.

I am addicted to a saturation that overcomes and makes me aware of a true revision of all my senses. It instills a feeling I can otherwise not find at this time and I will long for the next time.....

it rains.

Is this how you feel as well; my weather addict?

The Wild Hunt

So I have transformed from a night dweller to an early bird.

"It takes a very specific type of person to be able to work this shift taylor", You can do it because you live by yourself....I just mean you can sleep whenever you want because you don't have anyone to wake up"

Perfect, I hate my life.

lady gaga to merchandise barneys holiday window

Im dying my hair blonde and I'm going to consciously make sure at least one of my parts is displayed in an appropriate manner tomorrow. If barneys is the exemplification of success, cat face is my new role model.

apartment therapy will you accept me?

WEEKEND of room redecoration

1 book 2 books 3 books 450 books

THE COLDEST OF DOG DAYS

I am in the dead of summer. My legs are burnt and my hair is getting streaky.

Monday: short shorts
Tuesday: rompers
Wednesday: paisley dresses
Thursday:..... tuke
Friday: ....knitted pullover
Saturday: ....mitts and scarf
Sunday: ....parka

repeat, repeat, repeat

My brain is not processing christmas window in august. My proposal is due monday and exchanging my bikini for boots is not helping.

Lessons Learned So Far

Rules to live by as a visual merchandiser: part 1

1. Never judge wet paint.
2. Everything is good in moderation- 30 of anything is way too many.
3. Measure twice, cut once.
4. One physically will not survive without a cell phone or a toliet.

Im stuck in the shed and justin is not answering his phone.

YEAH BBBBB

WINDOW #2: FATHER'S DAY BODUM. BODUMS FOR BIG BOYS.

Window one: sorry it doesn't actually exist anymore:

Because I am perpetually Behind: This window has been unistalled already. Come by to see a fathers day bodum one!! I built a shed in there!

THE NEW STUART

Lips of a ptero is going under. I am no longer a student, so i'm not really wasting my time shopping instead of studying.

To prevent an exhaustive sinking of this blog, i will try to not forget self deprecating humor and quotes from the one and only dino zorzi( hes been on a pretty good streak lately)...." your brothers ass smells like his diet" and "why doesn't your brother move out already, he has a girlfriend, that constitutes being a grownup.......sorry taylor"

Anyways, something has happened that will bring me back to blogging after a long period of nimble finger silience. Once I thought exactly like my father, that boys would solve my problems....but after extensively analying exactly what boys are like; whose names start with the letter J, instead of moving on to K....i realized.....i was really dumb.

So I got a new job and fell in love instead.

542 Danforth Avenue. Come check me out...... I am a visual merchandiser.


obviously im still poor and without internet, and I think the guy I am stealing from lives in markham, so images tomorow.

liver lips

Unexpectedly came across someone else's open window at work.

This is why I have the best job ever..

IDIOT

Restless Minds

How was I supposed to know we weren't just playing a game.

My brain is rejecting the idea of an actual full nights sleep. Thats a lot of wasted hours.

blood breasts and beasts

machete maidens

sacrifice your left eye

I will most likely be unable to perform daily functions in a short period of time due to extreme strain to the left eyeball, but at least ill look good.